What's the matter, are the dumpsters behind McDonald's closed for repairs?
I'm watching both the Olympics and the WKC dog show.
Lay off the PCP, girl!
I need to go to the spa.
Please, please go!
I went to bed at 8:30 last night.
Passed out that early hey? You should take more water with it.
Salad for dinner, still trying to lose weight.
A ywo-pound burger and fries salad won't help you lose weight.
I need to lose about 5 pounds myself.
You could lose 45 pounds and nobody would notice.
I'm drinking my second liter of water this morning.
Trying to flush out last nights dope?
I hate answering the phones.
Not as much as the people on the other end hate you doing it.
Soup sounds good for lunch.
I hope you have somebody standing by to change your diaper.
A nice guy sent me an email Valentine today.
But it had someone else's name on it, didn't it? He intended it for his girlfriend, you only got it by mistake because your e-mail address is similar to hers. Too bad. Why not send a Valentine to yourself--that's the only way you'll get one.
I got some chocolates for Valentine's Day.
I doubt very much that they were meant for you... or do they contain a nasty?
I think I'll take a leisurely stroll outdoors.
Just be careful your belly doesn't bruise your feet.
I'm worried I may be an "ocker".
You should be worried about electric shock treatments. Sounds like you're due for some.
I'm going to have some coffee.
Another cup to help you fall asleep? ADDICT!!!
I like Star Trek
Well you might as well marry it, cause you are never going to get a date.
I want to eat something, but don't know what.
Those dumpsters do offer a dizzying array of choices, don't they?
My fax machine needs a new film cartridge.
Suppose you are too useless to change it yourself so have to wait until someone with even half a brain can assist.
I love my new Dior glasses.
You are obviously shoplifting from a better class of stores these days. Don't you think you should remove the price tag dangling over your ear?
I am trying to eat more fruit and vegetables.
To supplement the three pounds of chocolate cake you eat daily?
I may be moving to LA.
Better check with your parole officer first, he might have other ideas about your leaving town.
I am roasting a chicken right now.
