Mrs. Paul's fish sticks again?
I like to go to the ballet.
Lose another 100 pounds, and maybe they'll allow you to sit in one of the actual seats this time instead of the floor.
I need to use the bathroom.
Too late! Now change your clothes.
A friend from Canada wants me to visit him.
He must be a canucklehead.
I wash the floor on hands and knees.
And washing it with your tongue, no doubt...
I am having pasta for dinner.
Uh-Oh Spagettios!
I just finished some shrimp cocktail.
It was rotten of you to poach the cat's Fancy Feast for your own dinner.
I am thinking about getting another cat.
The humane society has petitioned to have you arrested if you get another cat. I realize your love life is bad, but leave the little creatures alone...it's not natural what you do with them.
I will be digging into some ice cream later.
You sure?..I mean with that ridiculous beard of yours, it must be hard to get anything past it......
I feel like playing a game.....
Patty-cake should be about your level. Now, clap and say, "Patty-cake, patty-cake, baker's man..." Ooops, forgot you don't know how to clap.
I bought some shoes today.
Who'd you buy them from, Herman Munster?
I hate to see an unmade bed.
Probably because that's what people say you look like...among other things. It's not easy being a mess, is it?
I am watching CNN.
I am happy to know you were able to connect those 3 magnetic letters to your refrigerator; but, is it necessary to tell us about it?
I am feeling sad now that football season is officially over.
Watching football was your only purpose in life. Guess it's time to end it all.
I like basketball.
Sure, since both your head and stomach look like basketballs.
I am having a new door put in on the front of my house.
It's going to feel strange after all those years of having no door eh? Maybe wndows next?
I like Japanese women.
Japanese Women: We onry rike you as a fliend. Prease reave us arone.
I'm reading a book about time management.
And obviously learning nothing from it.
I visited a car dealer today.
You're confused again it was the crack dealer you went to see.
It's a nice crisp winters day in Wales I think I'll go for a walk.
What do you a medal, or a chest to pin it on!
time for a snack i feel
