Let's not get into your sex life.
I still think the seahawks are going to win. I feel it. Do you....feel me?
Stop whining and pleading for someone to feel you, you pathetic needy mess. I wouldn't feel you if my life depended on it. Even the thought of touching you is so revolting I want to barf.
I hope there is something good on tonight...besides that silly game.
Do any of us know what silly game you are talking about? Hadn't you better work on your communication skills tonight so you can practise enlightening rather than confusing your audience?
I have a sore back.
Certainly not from doing any work. I have read scientific studies which show sore backs come from laying around all day looking at the patterns of cracked ceiling paint while eating chips.
It is a beautiful day and a happy one as well since the Pittsburgh Steelers clipped the wings of those boring sea-birds from seattle..a new football dynasty has begun..Long Live The Steelers!!
Is that what constitutes an exciting day in Rutland Vermont? Thank God I'm somewhere else.
My son's going to take me out for dinner.
Yes, and he plans to leave you at the old age home dining hall as well.
I seem to not be getting anything done today.
and that's a new sensation?
I think we'll go to the Italian restaurant.
You and your imaginary friend I suppose... sadly the restaurant is also imaginary. Must be tough now that your schizophrenia has really taken hold and no meds can help.
I am going down to Saratoga Springs next weekend to visit my nephew.
I didn't know they had a zoo in Sarasota Springs.
I'm having chili and corn bread for dinner tonight. Yum!!
You do know that the prison refers to all ground mystery meat thrown together with rotting vegetables as "chili", don't you? Enjoy your dinner, hope you don't feel too ill afterwards.
I looked at a used car today.
So, you gonna buy the Edsel, or not?
I ate too much chili.
Thanks for pointing out the obvious.
My cat is sleeping by the fire.
What's that horrible smell - cat farts? Gross!
I think I'll have a berry tea.
Deadly Nightshade has some pretty berries have you tried them.
I'm just going to make a prawn cocktail.
Do you still believe that you make a prawn cocktail by pureeing the raw prawns with vodka, triple sec, orange juice and crushed ice in the blender, you idiot?
I think that dark chocolate is a health food.
But only when it's attached to a 50 gallon tub of extra-fat ice cream and drenched in whipped cream and syrup..wait that's your daily menu.
I did 2 batches of laundry today.
You make "batches" of brownies. You do "loads" of laundry. So you did two loads today........um......now I have to go bleach my brain.
I'm having chicken and salad for dinner.
I can see that you're overdue for a salad.
I'm off mousehunting.
Must be getting close to dinner time!
My ex-wife moved to California.
To get as far away from you as possible.
I am baking fish for dinner.
