Pervert! STOP feeling that height challenged Confused woman.
I feel sleepy.
Drinking all afternoon will do that to you.
I just saved $25 by careful shopping.
You mean careful shoplifting....good thing you weren't caught stealing all those cupcakes and cookies.
I need a body massage.
Who on earth would be willing to put their hands on you?
I am starting to feel hungry.
If you would stop spending your paycheck on booze, you might have some money for food.
I have a headache.
Perhaps you should stop whacking your head with that ladle.
One of my favorite programs is on television this evening.
I didn't know they re-ran Sesame Street in the evening. Maybe you will learn a new letter tonight.
I am trying to have more healthful snacks.
So you are no longer pouring the chocolate syrup on the ice cream cake....just on the potatoes and steak.
My tax forms are already filled out and ready to be filed.
The IRS has your return earmarked for an audit, one of your so-called friends tipped them off to you.
I tried a new supplement that really seems to boost energy.
I'd hate to see how slow you'd be without it!
Well, I am going to check out what's in the news today.
Don't get your hopes up, the governor denied your pardon. Guess you'll get that last meal after all. Bon Appétit!
I might make chicken fajitas for dinner tonight.
From a box, no doubt!
I'm eating a blueberry muffin.
That makes it an even dozen since you opened the box after lunch. BTW, have your new, reinforced chairs arrived yet? I'm curious about whether they really can hold 500 lbs.
I am allowing myself some chocolate.
How do you chew it with only two teeth?
I like to go hiking.
I've always wanted to tell you to go take a hike.
Hike up your pants while you're at it, your butt crack is almost as ugly as your face.
I'm thinking of painting my house.
that thought would be as hopeless to you as a windscreen wiper on a goats a*s
Ive finaly finished work for the day
Yeah I can tell you're really tired from moving that box all the way across the room... ya lazy bum!
I hate junk mail...
At least someone is trying to contact you unlike the rest of the world which is trying to ignore you.
I've got sausages for dinner.
Invited your 3 hunky friends over?
I'de like to stay feeling young until I'm 100.
I think you've missed the boat on that one, you're already a broken down mess.
I am receiving some faxes right now.
