The whole world is worried about you driving at anytime.
I think I've lost a little weight.
... in your dreams
The girl next door has blue eyes.
You noticed this when you were peeking in her window.
I am dating a 29-year-old Asian babe.
Yeah, I heard the mail order dating services are really growing! Too bad you couldn't find a date closer to home!
I hate mice.
Yes it's inherent with all rats.
I have bought a sledgehammer
Perhaps you can use it to knock some sense into your head.
I feel very frustrated.
Hubby can't perform, eh? Ever think it might be YOU?
Had a tuna sub for dinner.
And the one you ate was meant to feed 8 people.
I had a really exhausting day,
Wow, Really? I didn't realize sitting on the couch watching soap operas and eating bon bons was exhausting!
I love to smile.
That toothless, dumb grin of yours is a real turn-off. Perhaps it's the drool running down your chin.
I can't find some important mail.
Welfare check went missing did it?
I had a good nights sleep.
Those new drugs really work I guess.
I'd like some Beef Stroganoff for dinner tonight.
You'll have to settle for whatever the new prison chef has chosen...I believe he chose to use inmates #797932008 and 819322447 as the meat for the meal...I don't think either is named Stroganoff although both had a beef with you.
Construction costs are up here in Vermont.
Well yes, those old kerosene cans are no longer available to be beaten out flat and used as walls.
My cat is climbing up the curtains.
Smart cat, knows to get away from you.
I wonder what I should have for dinner tonight.
Guess you'll have to settle for whatever the zookeeper throws at you.
I'd like a bottle of 1976 Bordeaux.
To help wash down those pills and the Mad Dog 20/20...sadly you broke into a seedy bar.
There's a buzz saw whirring away in the next yard.
The cheaper varieties would be vinegar by now - perhaps all you can afford.
I have some very drinkable 2000 Sancerre.
Somebody's being productive next door .... certainly not something we'd expect to happen in your yard.
Chicken soup sounds good for lunch.
Soup does not make noise it's those voices in your head again.
I feel a little confused today.
