Let me pay for that Mame, then you won't feel too guilty about the extra weight.
I need a legal advisor.
I'll advise you for free...get a shave, change your name and leave town before they cart you off to basket weaver land.
I ate some rather exciting potato salad today.
Your dog had vomited you moron.
I may require a QC for this.
What you require is of no concern to the rest of us, you useless piece of flotsam.
There was no mail today.
It's in the governors office you cretin, wait whilst it's checked.
I might be bordering on serious consequences.
Well you are already bordering on insanity so why not throw in few extras as well.
I have lost 15 pounds in 2 weeks.
You should look after your money, that is the equivelent of $30 plus. You imbecilic waster.
I went into a psychiatric clinic once, they said I was fine.
Of course you only went to the clinic once...immediately afterwards you were locked up on the insane ward and are still there to this day.
Part of my retaining wall is giving way.
Building on the cheap again.
Some people squander money.
If you ever got a job you too could have money to squander...but getting out of the looney bin is unlikely for you.
Well, it's Tuesday less than two weeks to go until the big football game.
Football, you don't know the first thing about football, your talking about The Holy Bible of British
National Pride.
The play a funny sort of rugby over there, and wear peculiar objects under their clothes. Why?
'Rugby' huh they wouldnt know the first thing about rugby nor you-english supporter of bottom patters
I love the All Blacks
This coming from someone who's blind????
I think people are funny.
That fits because people think the way you dress is hilarious.
It's a bit frosty in west wales today.
That's because you got locked in your freezer again.
The sun is shining through the window here signaling another lovely day.
That must bring some cheer to you and your fellow Death Row inmates.
It means your outdoor exercise won't be canceled again.
I had a car accident yesterday.
ah, you know you shouldn't take of the ski mask and goggles in public. it terrifies the bejeesus out of people.
i forgot a friend's birthday.
They won't forgive you, because now they know what a thoughtless and uncaring person you are.
I don't know what to wear today.
Just reach into your usual pile of filthy rags...as hideous looking as you are nobody will notice.
I am debating on whether to call someone later on.
They've allowed you one phone call, take it to call your lawyer, you need him, dummy.
I am worried about driving today.
