You hate all days, you're just a miserable person.
I have to pay my credit card bill.
If you had a real job maybe you could live by real money, eh??
I drive a green truck.
The one you got for Christmas that you pedal with your feet? Does the horn blow too?
I just had a bedtime snack.
I thought you were trying to lose weight?
I hate it when the phone rings.
I would too if I had no friends and only bill collectors called.
I drive a Toyota.
Parking valets drive a lot of cars, too bad you can't afford to own one.
I think I'll have a V-8.
Aaaaah so you ARE trying to lose weight!
I like to play the guitar.
You might like it but you really annoy your neighbors
I've just bought a double CD by Tom Paxton
Who cares you bought what from whome.
Such a bright sunny day here....
That should help to bring a little light into your dingy cell.
I had a bagel for breakfast.
Around the trash bins early today for a change.
I've just eaten a banana with a glass of orange juice, my I feel well.
A yellow worm and a spoonful of linctus you mean.
I'd like my cat to meet that bird.
Ya sicko! Birds and cats can't cross breed!
I like to hear the sound of the wind...
We hear you regularly you disgusting pariah.
I enjoy salmon
Yeah most men seem to like fish...
I got stung by a bee yesterday.
No you didn't they are in hibernation, it was a flea bite, get your scruffy self cleaned up.
I don't like elephant sandwiches.
But you eat whatever they throw at you, eh?
I would like to go to Fiji.
I have a connection with cheap transport, would you like to slide into this cannon?
I quite enjoyed Bali.
Huh... I didn't think there was anything that brought you pleasure...
I can't stand it when people sit on a fence...
unless it's barbed wire and your sadist side kicks in.
I think I'll buy myself a croissant.
