Just face it, you have nothing to brag about.
I just had some delicious grapes.
They must be stolen goods.
I would love to take you to Paris.
You pervert.
I hate Big Brother
He probably hates you too.
I enjoy being discreet.
discreet you are not
I just had a cigarette
I hope you smoked it inside your mask.
I'm an ex-smoker.
ex smokers are the worse
mind you so was I
When were you an ex-smoker, between puffs? We can all agree you are the worst at everything, no wonder you hide your face.
I think I'll do a little laundry tonight.
you say 'We' you obviously suffer from multiple personalities
and did you know fire flys are just a prettier version of dunee budgies?
ie blow flies...
Im going to cook a BBQ tonight
Last time you did that you burned the house down. I hope you have somewhere else to sleep tonight.
I visited a new store today.
they obviously didnt see you coming
I drive a very fast car
Too bad you have no place to go.
I drive a car very fast.
That's obvious from the number of speeding tickets you've racked up.
My wash is almost ready to go in the dryer.
But it's not working, like everything else in this shim-sham house.
I have a Cdn accent.
No, you just talk funny.
I love watching cable news.
Only because you have no life...
I love seafood
Is that why you married a shrimp, you crab?
I love the smell of clean clothes.
Im not even gonna go there...you opened the door on that one.
I haven't had one cigarette today.
That's true, you had forty of them.
I have to be in my office very early tomorrow.
It must suck being the sole provider for your family!
I hate hot days.
