Well according to the drivel you have been posting lately you certainly have perfected throwing the hammer...at your head, nothing else accounts for the weirdness.
I don't feel much like doing anything today.
Same old, same old. You never feel like doing anything, you lazy bum.
I plan on taking some photos today.
Isn't theft illegal where you live?
My thoughts drifted back earlier to my late pet canary.
Is that the one my cat ate?
I am going to watch Man U thrash Liverpool later on.
Oh are you on the Liverpool team and you've been benched again?
Last night I had a dream about Ernest Borgnine...quite frightening.
Going to sleep on a beer soaked belly.
I never trust people if their eye brows meet in the middle.
No one in their right mind trusts you, including people whose eyebrows meet in the middle.
I just had a disagreement with someone.
What's new?
I never argue.
Not bright enough to know how to.
My socks are itchy.
Try washing them.
I enjoy sex.
Pity you always have to enjoy it alone.
I need to buy a clothes hamper
Strange requirement, do you eat them?
I believe in the quality of women as opposed to equality.
Fortunately, no one gives two hoots what you believe, you ranting loony.
I drink both regular and decaf coffee
You never could make your mind up about anything. Nice arse though. x
I just love women.
Only from a distance, since none of them will go near you.
I might change my hair color.
I doubt that will help your appearance much...
I have a lot of information saved on disk...
Sticking those post-it notes on disks won't save much, and you run out of space quickly. Have you ever thought of buying a bulletin board, dummy?
I'm taking my dog out to play.
Oh, your the loon on Highway 69 with the crazy canine.
I think my secretary enjoyed Saturday night. :wink:
Of course she did. She was finally away from you and could tell everyone how miserable you are to work with.
I'm trying something new for dinner tonight.
TV Dinners.
My neighbour must be warm, his house appears to be on fire
