No parks near that bridge you reside under...how sad.
My friend just got a huge refund check.
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firefly
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Thu 19 Jan, 2006 05:47 pm
Probably for returning your gift, the one that was in such awful taste.
My TV remote isn't working properly.
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Sturgis
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Thu 19 Jan, 2006 05:53 pm
Since you have no electricity for that broken t.v. in your cardboard shack it doesn't matter anyway.
There was a ton of mail today.
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firefly
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Thu 19 Jan, 2006 06:00 pm
Prisons always receive a lot of mail, too bad none of it was for you.
I am starting to get my tax statements.
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Stray Cat
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Thu 19 Jan, 2006 07:53 pm
The people at IRS will get a good laugh when they see your salary.
I'm going to have a hamburger tonight.
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firefly
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Thu 19 Jan, 2006 08:46 pm
Ah, it's mystery meat night. Clever of you to have ground up all those scraps from the restaurant dumpster, but I hope you realize that was the stuff people wouldn't even take home for the dog.
I just put some whipped cream on my ice cream.
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Mathos
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Fri 20 Jan, 2006 09:09 am
No wonder your a size 18.
It was my birthday yesterday.
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firefly
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Fri 20 Jan, 2006 03:59 pm
And you didn't even think of it until today. That means that everyone, including you, forgot it. Guess no one wants to celebrate the fact you are here.
(Happy Birthday, Mathos. )
I have started the ball rolling to get something done.
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Doktor S
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Fri 20 Jan, 2006 04:01 pm
And that might be the first time in your life you have ever gotten the job done.
My breath smells like garlic.
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Ticomaya
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Fri 20 Jan, 2006 04:05 pm
Well that's an improvement.
I love Diet Mountain Dew Code Red.
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Doktor S
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Fri 20 Jan, 2006 04:06 pm
you love everything diet yet you are still 300 pounds of lard. amazing.
I have a semi
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Intrepid
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Fri 20 Jan, 2006 04:06 pm
Drink enough of that stuff and it will be code blue for you.
Almost dinner time
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Ticomaya
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Fri 20 Jan, 2006 04:11 pm
Doktor S wrote:
I have a semi
I'm sorry ... have you tried Viagra?
I've been doing a lot of working out.
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Intrepid
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Fri 20 Jan, 2006 04:14 pm
Using the old drinking arm again, are you?
I must pay attention
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Doktor S
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Fri 20 Jan, 2006 04:17 pm
You should probably start paying your bills too, you deadbeat.
I hate my cellphone.
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Stray Cat
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Fri 20 Jan, 2006 04:27 pm
You'd love it if you could figure out how to use it.
I got some new speakers for my computer.
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Mathos
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Fri 20 Jan, 2006 04:34 pm
You never could speak up for yourself.
My cat was attacked by a fox this evening.
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Intrepid
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Fri 20 Jan, 2006 04:50 pm
I hope the fox is ok
I just found out we are having guests for dinner
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firefly
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Fri 20 Jan, 2006 04:56 pm
It's rare to meet a cannibal these days, but I always knew there was something quite peculiar about you.
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