You also spilled the cereal and the coffee, I don't see you making a big deal about those...and how about cleaning them up you miserable slob.
The weather has been quite nice today.
I'm glad one of the attendants was able to escort you around the asylum grounds.
My mail still hasn't come yet.
It has, it's being examined.
The vicar called round earlier this evening.
Yes, he wanted to make sure a devil worshiper such as you didn't upset his parishioners again at Sunday services.
Tomorrow I have plans for dinner with my niece.
You don't expect her to come again do you?
I had some smoked haddock today.
You must have been first on line at the fishmonger's dumpster.
I am making Sloppy Joes for dinner.
It will suit the rest of your cooking then.
I bought some hampus fruit today, it was delicious.
"Hampus" means rotten or spoiled, you dolt. You'll begin trotting to the bathroom quite soon and quite often.
I haven't listened to the news all day.
No but you got the dictionary out. :wink:
I used to rtead the news.
No but you got the dictionary out. :wink:
I used to read the news.
Geez, I never knew you once knew how to read.
I had a hearty laugh before.
Looked in the mirror did you?
I haven't had ice cream for 3 months now.
Well it was offered you over Christmas.
i'm off to the orient next week.
I hope you'll be gone a long time. Don't hurry back.
I used to be allergic to ketchup.
You still are but now you are permanently blotched all over so it's not as obvious to everyone.
I can't stand the taste of mustard.
Then leave it on the table.
I love Worcester sauce.
You love anything in a bottle.
My feet are achy.
They smell too.
I must take the car to the wash tomorrow.
You could wash that hunk of junk in a sink, what's left of it.
There was a fracas in the park today.
You exposed yourself to the old ladies, again?
I don't live near a park.
