I know, the odor coming from your filthy feet is unbelievable. Also looks like you haven't cut your toenails in about 10 years.
I am very good at following directions.
But only if we speak really, really s-l-o-w-l-y....
It's time for a coffee again!
You drink so much coffee that people are gonna think that you are the original java man
It is snowing here again... gonna stay indoors
No one wants to see you anyway...
It finally stopped raining here, so I, at least, can go out.
Good, you can go to the store for more coffee to feed your habit
I may watch some TV this afternoon
WHy - are you on the Jerry Springer show again?
I have put my slippers on.
Rather silly, since you lay in bed all day.
Tonight I will be eating pork chops for dinner.
Snuck into the pig farm again, huh
I will be eating left overs
Yes whatever was left on the plates of customers at the local diner.
I am feeling lazy today.
If you keep touching lazy, you will go blind.
I may take a long, lazy bath
Be sure to put water in the tub this time.
I made some fruit tea before.
Before what? Before you got lazy?
Time for a pepsi
So you think calling it pepsi instead of coke will make us think it's not cocaine?
The price of bread is up again.
I assume that's a 74 ounce diet pepsi.
I will look at getting in my order for spring plants today.
Too bad you still won't know what to do with them.
I need to go to the dentist again.
Why not get that one last tooth extracted so you will never have to go again?
I just got my hair cut.
That took what, all of a half second to get that last wisp? I don't know why you don't just snip it yourself or better yet...yank it out.
I am donating blood this weekend.
I don't think anyone's going to want it, sorry.
I have been working all morning.
You usually walk the streets at night. Buisness slow?
Going to LA Friday.
Speaking of walking the streets! Business isn't any better there for people as ugly as you.
I'm picking up my daughter in a little bit.
