If you had fed your cow she'd still be alive.
My car is covered with snow.
With your social life, you won't be needing it again until June.
I've got to pay my bills.
They charge you to sleep at the Salvation Army drop in center?
I would love to eat a side of beef right about now.
You will just have to wait for your parole.
I am enjoying this steak diane.
Is that what they call Alpo on toast?
I'm ready for lunch.
Isn't that just a continuation of your breakfast from 2 weeks ago... really, you need to get help for your overeating problem.
There are times I am saddened at not being too musically inclined.
McDonalds will be glad!
I never eat burgers.
You don't "eat" anything, you "shovel" more food down your throat in one meal than a small village consumes in one month, you piggo.
Dark chocolate and pretzels is a great combo.
So are potato chips and dip, tortilla chips and salsa, and cheese and crackers....but you've already eaten all of that.
I went to church today.
Church Street is what you meant to say you miserable heathen.
Ha! The Steelers WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a game of rounders?
Can you imagine Rugby without a bloody nose?
I guess you can't, since one of the other inmates always punches you in the nose when you try to put the game on.
I just took a nap.
You need to at your age.
Do you ever have errotic dreams when you sleep?
You can't ask questions in the questions thread, find synonyms in the word chains thread, or make statements about yourself in this thread. It's pretty clear you can't do even the simplest things right, you dummy. Before you pry into people's dream lives, why not learn how to spell erotic.
I have to peel some shrimp for dinner.
Your husband eats naked?
I like bread & butter pickles.
That's probably all you're willing to spend, you cheap tightwad.
I went grocery shopping today (and spent more than $1.59).
wow! you spent $1.60 for a weeks of groceries
I couldn't sleep last night
Everybody's conscience catchs up with them sooner or later....
I just did some laundry.
40 more loads and you'll be caught up
I jast made a bad pot of coffee
Which is still better than your usual REALLY bad pot of coffee.
I may go to LA again in a few weeks.
