Dodging another paternity suit?
I just took a shower.
How did you manage to get it out the store.
I feel a bit Mondayish today.
If that means you don't feel like working, what else is new, you lazy bum?
I'm having lunch with a friend today.
A prison meal with an inmate is not really lunch with a friend.
I've just hosed the dog down after a long walk.
You should have hosed yourself down at the same time - your dog smells better than you...
I think we'll have sushi today.
Why, can't you cook?
I think I will have a sliced cucumber sandwich on brown bread with Irish butter.
How uninteresting, but then, surprise, surprise...
I think I'll have a cup of coffee.
How can anybody insult you.
I'll join you, put the kettle on.
Apparently you put the darned kettle on your miserable excuse for a brain Mathos...this is an INSULT game, not "I love MaryJo" or are you too dimwitted to read that?
I am going for a walk soon.
Try the path near the cliff, I'll be waiting.
I love watching snow fall.
That's your dandruff when you shake your head.
I have lost 20 pounds recently.
You should keep your money in your wallet you pot head!
I wonder who lets him out.
My scanner is faulty.
Mathos, allow me to fix your scanner for you!
Sturgis - that 20 lbs is the tip of the iceberg - you should lose another 60 at least!
I am loving this cup of coffee...
Your sexual perversions don't interest us.
I may go skiing this weekend.
You are so boring that nothing would interest you...and please frequent the Out Of Bounds areas.
I think I'll have a muffin.
A muffin for a muffin brain...how appropriate!
I am glad I don't live in Indianapolis this morning.
(and Mame darling, one insult from Mathos was enough...you don't need to do his dirty work)
But is Rutland, VA any better, dahlink?
Okay, I've chosen a croissant.
Interesting how you managed to hook that bundt cake onto the croissant...
I had a bad night for sleeping.
(and I'm in Vermont snookles)
Yes, for a non-dessert eater, I seem to have bitten off more than I can chew, alright.
Were all your crimes haunting you again, dear?
(I'm Cdn and not so familiar with your abbr --is it VT?)
The only crime I've committed recently was signing the order allowing you out of the asylum...it was a crime against all of British Columbia.
I am no longer eating bread.
(and VT is indeed the Vermont abbreviation, VA was Virginia)
