It's heroin withdrawal, who do you think you're kidding?
I need a warm drink.
Yes, you could do with hotting up.
I saw a spectre yesterday afternoon.
I doubt you knew what you were seeing, you mentally-addled, psychotic, deranged, hallucenating worthless piece of flesh.
I have company coming for dinner tonight.
Serve a tramp week?
Charity can be fun.
How would you know? You're so cheap you wouldn't throw your mother a bone if she was starving.
I am thinking of having some hot chocolate.
Yes it is meant to help the wrinkles and cellulite.
I like women toned nicely.
Well, if you'd like to attract any, you better start working on your own flab.
I will have Tuesday off.
I'm sure that feeling is one sided!
I'm serving veggie lasagne.
Get some meat into it then, a man needs nourishment, not punishment.
I like women to cook as I order.
You wish there were women in your wing of the looney-bin
Tim Russert was a pompous ass today on his program.
Compared to you, he's a model of humility and intelligence.
I have to do some paperwork.
What do you expect from a one sided creep like that?
Women are better on TV especially Wilma.
Oh, was he mimicking you, then?
I don't think much of the Mona Lisa.
You have no idea what is making her smile young lady.
Actually your smiling avatar is quite classy.
How come you're doing the same goofy half-smile in your picture then?
It's cold and windy outside. Winter sucks!
I like winter, I sell warm clothing apparel.
And stop insulting that gorgeous looking Mame.
She looks like she's a spaced out whacko...but then again so do you.
After the Steelers game I plan to watch the Bears win as well.
High hopes, !!!
I would sooner watch soccer than men playing rounders.
So the bounder likes rounders, huh? Makes sense.
My mother thinks I'm very nice.
Your mother has been dead for a decade.
It has occurred to me that I am out of milk again.