Eau du Rotten Eggs again?
I like to wear blue jeans.
Is it tramp?
I love a woman who wears leather.
You love anything with a pulse you perv.
I have thought about going skydiving.
And I have thought about you going skydiving without a parachute.
I love Hall and Oates.
Why? Cuz your a rich girl and you've gone too far. Hey, you can rely on the old mans money.
I have a message on my phone.
Don't worry, it's not an obscene call--no one would find you sexually stimulating.
I didn't bother making dinner tonight.
Obviously you also didn't bother taking a shower, or brushing your teeth, or wiping yourself...
Why do I have to work on a saturday night while everyone else is out having fun, dammit!?
If you weren't working, you wouldn't be able to get a date, you have no friends, you have no money, and you don't know how to have fun. So stop bellyaching and be glad you have any kind of job, you loser.
I might need to buy some new telephones.
Why, do you think someone is desperate enough to call you?
My living room looks divine.
Yeah, it's the rest of you that needs some work.
I don't know what it is about her, but I'm very attracted to this Mame person.
I can understand why -- but you haven't a snowball's chance in hell with your ugly mug.
I'm watching the Broncos play the Pats.
That doesn't mean a lot on this side of the pond, why do you keep talking gibberish?
I've just snapped my G string while playing a bit of blues.
I didn't know you were working as a male stripper. Since you broke your G-string, I guess you do it in drag. You're built like a sumo wrestler, so you must be quite a sight, particularly when the patrons start pelting you with garbage.
I am still watching the "All in the Family" marathon.
You do,do you watch hens lay eggs also?
I'd like to spend a night watching Mame.
You've already been arrested twice for being a peeping Tom, don't you think it's time you saw a shrink, you weirdo?
I've got to go out and shovel a little more snow.
So your coke addiction has moved from teaspoon to shovel already...you need to get help.
Looking forward to the Steelers game later on.
Your privileges are off, hard luck 8092156
If firefly is jealous, I'll watch her.
Don't flatter yourself, smallfry, I prefer men who can do more than just watch. Come back in about 10 years, if you've even managed to grow some public hair by then.
It is very cold and windy outside and I'm glad I finished shoveling.
It will snow again later on, I just ordered it for you.
I have to drive to Aviemore tomorrow.
Have you decided which version of ComputerRoadRacer you will use in this fantasy of yours?
I seem to have come down with a cold.
