So that's what's showing at the bar this afternoon...
The birds outside are awfully noisy today.
Its just your hangover. Deal with it.
I want to go swimming
Here...tie this rope around your waist....no, no, no, I said WAIST, not neck you ninny.
Sure could go for a nice juicy burger about now...
Offal and bread eater?
Think I'll have a salad.
Translation: I don't have money for food so I will eat grass in the park
i drank too much water
And you peed your pants again.
I want to go horseback riding.
Sorry, the carousel in the park has already closed for the day. Guess you'll have to giddy-up around the house with a broom between your legs.
I had a great day at work, very satisfying.
One gin at lunchtime and you're willing to drape yourself over anybody's desk - shameless.
I've run out of vitamins
translation: I need to get more drugs and put them in my vitamin bottle.
I thought about becoming a drunk
You didn't waste much time putting that thought into action, did you?
I told a fib today.
"Really officer - I didn't kill him!"
Think I'll drive to the ocean this weekend.
And never come back?
I'm patting my cat.
I'll be your cat Kitty.
Think I like beautiful fairies from down under.
And they ike the fact that your a fairy too.
It's been raining all day
Brilliant observation Ralph! You must be a college graduate!
One of my posts on this thread was REMOVED!!!
Your paranoia is back. Better start taking your meds before your delusions escalate again. Last time you were insisting that devices had been planted in your brain, but, everyone, except you, knows you have no brain.
Sometimes I have a hard time making decisions.
Pisces moon - or senility?
Generally, I have a good memory, especially for names.
Except that you know everyone as "Berford".
My legs hurt from mountain climbing this past weekend.
Have you been a wuss your entire life?
I like the taste of plain yogurt.
It suits your sour personality.
I am watching the Alito hearings.
