That suits your boring personality.
I'm watching it too.
Hopefully you're paying more attention than you were to maintaining your motorcycle license.
I'm in Houston. I hate Houston.
Thats ok, they hate you too
I need to write instructions for my boss
Is he even more illiterate than you are, that he needs you to write for him? Talk about the blind leading the blind.
I just had some delicious chocolate covered pretzels.
Some? There were 4 crates of them!
I am having a bowl of soup right now.
Lost your teeth again?
I am quite thirsty.
I've heard certain street drugs and sex with blow up dolls can make the mouth dry.
Wonder what the news will be like tonight.
Thats what happens to drunks
i need new glasses
If you sobered up you might be able to see straight.
I may have a very light schedule next week.
Out of batteries for the remote so it'll just be one channel all day every day? Or are you out of snack cakes again?
There was a letter from Crazy cousin Ann in the mail today.
And she's the sanest one in the family, including you.
I support public television.
Mostly by not showing how you learned nothing from 25 years of watching Sesame Street...it was nice of you to turn down the check they offered you to not appear near any of their fund raisers.
Some fool was honking their car horn late last night in the parking lot next door.
It was probably one of your loser trailer-trash friends wanting you to come out and play.
I read mysteries.
Maybe you can solve the mystery of your missing personality.
I have a crick in my neck.
From sticking it out too far. Trying to peek under women's skirts at your age is just plain pathetic.
I think I'll shower tonight instead of in the morning.
The fact you're showering at all is cause to celebrate. The sooner the better, IMO.
I'm eating a huge bowl of long-grain rice.
Another Vietnam flashback? How much LSD did you do back then?
My Dad used to say any man would be lucky to have me.
He just didn't say it was bad luck
There's nothing of entertainment on tv
Maybe you could read a book. Ever hear of those things?
KU BB game is on in 30 minutes.
and you like watching guys run around gettin sweaty don't you?
I got my paperwork done for my boss
