You must have run out of amphetamines.
I can't decide what to make for dinner.
Does it really matter? It'll be lousy no matter what you make.
I am going out tonight.
Is it time to walk the streets already? Be careful though, vice has some new undercover cops out there.
There was no mail today.
Don't lie! You and your prison bitch pass love letters all day.
I am thinking about leaving my husband.
Don't you have to find him first?
I paid some taxes today.
They finally caught up to you on your tax evasion charges.
I need a shower
You sure do! Phew!
I am having some chocolate ice cream.
Which gallon is that for you tonight
I'm watching womens basketball
Not for the sport but to watch the tits bounce up and down.
I just got some coffee as a gift.
From someone who obviously realized you need some caffeine to pep you up and get you moving.
I'm about to check my lottery tickets.
Another $30,000 wasted. But there's always next week!
I need a new dresser.
A Welsh one?
I need a sauna and massage
Hosing and disinfecting would seem more apt.
I've just broken a string on my guitar.
If you had any talent maybe that wouldnt happen.
I have to write an essay for class.
I have the perfect title : Shari's essay on prostitution success or 20 johns and $20. You can hook your way through college.
I need to email my wife
I'm surprised you get access to computors in prison.
I have a Golf Club Committee meeting tonight.
You are only hired help for the bar so try not to show the members there what you do with golf clubs in your bedroom...it was shocking enough hearing of it on the evening news last month.
The cops were driving by with their sirens blaring earlier...wonder what that was about.
They going to tell you how to wash golf balls again?
My shoulder hurts
Use the doorknob for opening the door it'll take the pain away right quick.
That's strange the police just drove by again...
Usually they just stop and break in your door and haul your ass to jail
I'm watching the Alito hearings
