Your pusher supposed to get paroled?
It rained yesterday
No, that was the guy in the top bunk leaking down on you stupid.
Strong winds forecast for tonight.
You supposed to give a speach some place?
I'm eating to many pretzels
You're eating too much of everything, tubby.
My dog wants to go out.
Well throw a bucket of water on it.
My parrot is really stupid.
your just mad because he's 20IQ points higher than you.
My feet are sweaty
They go nicely with the rest of you then.
My hair needs cutting.
All three hairs or just the two that are growing?
We need rain here in Phoenix.
You were warned that selling umbrellas there was an extremely dumb idea. You should have listened, you jerk.
I can't use my phone right now.
That's because you haven't figured it out. Hint: The green button is for "talk/answer" and the red button is for "hang up."
I love a parade.
That's because you like to tie up traffic and make people miserable.
I'd like to visit Japan again.
Since Japan deported you, for undesirable behavior, I doubt you will be welcomed back.
I haven't had Japanese food in a long time.
Thats because last time you went to a Japanease resteraunt, and had an all you can eat deal, you ate everything in there
My wall is white
It was white, now its grease brown.
I have an ear ache
Listening to yourself again?
I'm ready for the weekend.
And it's already Monday...must have been another drug and booze coma that made you miss this past one.
It was great seeing the Steelers win the game yesterday.
Enjoy it while you can, It won't last long.
I miss hearing the birds sing in the morning
Perhaps if you learned to wake up before noon it would happen again.
Rather warm today for January.
Try losing a few kilos, turn the CH off max and take a step into the big wide world.
The daffodils are starting to come through in Wales.
So are the messages from the annoying flying crow...
I am strangely tired.
