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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 11:21 am
Was THAT the fish I was smelling, or was that you?

Today I worked out like a fiend.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 11:25 am
Minnows from the bait shop are not "sushi." (doh! too late.)

Screaming insults and throwing things are your normal mode of behavior; don't blame the workout.

I'm off to take a nap.
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furiousflee
 
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Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 01:59 pm
Hope you never wake up...

I am hanging out with a French guy named Stophes
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cjhsa
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 02:02 pm
Point your finger at him, say "Stick 'em up" in your worst french accent, and see how fast he hands over his wallet, his girlfriend, and the keys to his Peugeot.

Chicken, rice, and green beans for lunch today.
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George
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 02:12 pm
Thanks for the warning. Stay downwind.


My back hurts.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 02:20 pm
That's funny, I've heard you're a pain in the ass.

I'm planning a vacation - snorkeling in the Virgin Islands!
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George
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 02:23 pm
You can call it that if you want, but she's still not gonna let you get near her.


What a lovely time of year!
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 02:31 pm
Don't get so excited about your yearly hearing, you know the parole board always turns you down.

I was thinking of pizza for dinner tonight.
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cjhsa
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 02:35 pm
Too bad the delivery guy refuses to go anywhere near your house.

I hate my job.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 02:53 pm
You call panhandling a job?

I need to call my doctor.
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cjhsa
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 02:56 pm
The burning and itching is becoming unbearable eh?

I'm thinking of buying a laptop.
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PDiddie
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 04:07 pm
Don't you have to have a lap for those?

This ball game's getting very interesting...
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dagmaraka
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 04:39 pm
Hey! Stop playing with them in public!

Off to the gym
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cjhsa
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 04:43 pm
No wonder all the eliptical trainers are broken.

It's raining again.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 06:35 pm
You probably wouldn't mind it if you lived indoors.

I wonder who will win tonight's game.
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Child of the Light
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 06:57 pm
I read on the internet that you's guys are a couple of fuckin' jerkoffs.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 08:33 pm
I drove past your house the other day and thought the sign "slow children" to be particularly apt.

I wonder who will win tonights game.
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Child of the Light
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 09:07 pm
You's guys are fuckin' clownshoes. Anything you say will lick balls, because you's guy do in fact lick balls.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Wed 20 Oct, 2004 11:14 pm
I think you forgot to take your meds again, although nothing can cure true stupidity.

I wonder who will win tonight's game.
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werewolf
 
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Reply Thu 21 Oct, 2004 03:36 am
Well...i seriously think it will be you.

I ate, as usual, nothing for breakfast!
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