To your face, yes, but behind your back..
I'm looking forward to some kinky sex.
Your dog was the only date you could get for New Years?
I had noisy parties.
I hate to break it to you, but lighting your farts and yelling, "FIRE IN THE HOLE!", while staring at your ass in the bathroom mirror is no party.
I used to love to play video games when I was a kid.
They had video games way back then?
Maybe I'll go see a movie tomorrow....
Since you resemble King Kong, you might cause a stampede out of the theater.
I'm about to peel some shrimp.
and then you can have I talk with the dead shrimp which is higher in IQ then you are.
I'm 2 1/2 hours into the new year. Ye haw
Another year to drink your life away.
My New Years Eve dinner is going to be special.
(HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
)
Not nearly as special as you! :wink:
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
I'm watching a Twilight Zone marathon on the Sci-Fi channel now.
Oh, so that's the channel that all the losers watch. Thanks for letting me know.
HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO!
I just got back from a New Year's Eve party and I didn't even think about hanging myself with my tie more than a couple times. I consider that a victory.
Good work not hanging yourself!!
I'm too jazzed to sleep.... think I'll make a snack...
Stray cats just love the stuff thrown out in alleyways.
It's a bright New Year morning and I'm going to a Drinks Party.
Still wide eyed on your cocaine binge and ready to crash another party for free booze...try to keep your clothes on this time.
There is a peaceful calm in the air this morning.
Because everyone in your family got dead drunk last night and they're still sleeping it off. It won't be peaceful or calm once they wake up and find out you trashed the house looking for more booze.
I watched the ball drop in Times Square last night.
That's because nobody wanted you around - you loser
we didn't have fire works last night
You want the state hospital for the criminally insane to provide you with fireworks? Does your padded cell even have a window?
I think I'll watch "Lawrence of Arabia" today.
translation: I'm to fat and lazy to move the six inches to get the remote and change the channel.
I like pepsi over sprite
That's probably the deepest opinion you've voiced in years. Hope it didn't strain your brain too much.
Not much happening today.
pretty much the story of your life.
The dolphins are beating NE
So you may win back those bottle caps you lost in the prison bet yesterday when your pathetic Raiders were disposed of by the Giants....does the Warden approve of you gambling?
Twilight Zone Marathon on the SciFi channel all day...
It was on all last night too. Course, you wouldn't know that coz' you slept the whole night. Another exciting year starts off with a bang for Sturgis!
I'd like to learn to speak German....
