we all knew you were a loser. Do you realize it now?
big ten is doing real bad in the bowl games
Perhaps you don't realise that your last sentence is gobbledygook to normal people.
It's getting warmer, I think.
No, you just deficated yourself. The warm feeling wil be replaced with a cold feeling.
My eye brow needs to be plucked again
Only one brow? Bad luck.
It's time for a hot drink and beddibyes.
That''s a cute way of saying "time to get drunk and pass out".
Just arrived in LA. The place is a madhouse.
The phrase is nut house and its just the place for you
I can't find the tv remote
It's up your butt, right where you left it.
I'm going to quit smoking in 2006!
Do us all a favor and keep smoking
I hope LSU beets Miami
You hope LSU beets Miami? Where are they playing--in the Vegetable Bowl? The Salad Bowl? The Borscht Belt?
It's a shame you didn't get a dictionary for Christmas so you could learn how to spell. With your language skills you probably have trouble reading even a bubble gum wrapper.
I will be having some champagne tonight.
So that's what their calling Coca-cola mixed with soda water where you live.
I'm making dinner for my mother-in-law.
Eating crow again? Or is it humble pie this time?
Have you mastered the can opener already? Give yourself a pat on the back, that only took you 6 months.
I'm roasting a duck for New Years.
Its not duck they are serving at the soup kitchen, its pigeon.
I'm drinking an energy drink
Gives you that extra boost so you can change the channel.
Pouing rain here.
Good thing you want to LA. Now will you realize there is a dark cloud around you and its not the LA smog.
3 more hours to 06
You hate your mother-in-law don't you?
I have to hook up my Mom's dvd player to her TV for her.
Were you reading hidden meanings into ralpheb's comment about the time, or are you already too plastered to follow this thread?
Better alert the fire department, the last time you hooked up something for your mother you burned her house down.
I am celebrating New Years at home.
Couldn't get invited anywhere, huh?
When I was a kid, my Dad used to call me his "Lil' Possum"
What? No compassionate release from the asylum this year?
My back is killing me.
Stop stepping on my posts! And you're back wouldn't be killing you if you weren't into all that kinky sex!
Ok, let's try this again....when I was a kid my Dad used to call me his "Lil Possum..."
To StrayCat--
That's because you always had a funny odor.
To Imur--
When you tip the scales at over 400 pounds, what do you expect?
My dog is being a pest.
