Yes, I'm sure you will keep piling it up without ever doing it. Any day now you will need a ladder to reach the top of those piles.
I forgot to buy envelopes today.
That's ok. You can't remember how to get to the post office anyway.
I'd like a hot fudge sundae tomorrow.
Are those on the prison menu?
I bought some ice cream today. Two containers, in fact.
I remember a Chinese Panda given two full Containers of Ice Creams in Beijing Zoo everyday. Are you any relative to that bear?
Madonna is too old to rock.
And still she is more talented, energetic and smarter than you...of course so is a pile of sawdust.
I still remember my first phone number.
It's too bad you can't remember your current phone number, or your address.
I've got to go out and do an important errand.
Have you got a Designated Driver?
I've got a New Year's plan.
Is jumping off the bridge to help mankind on it?
My flashlight wont work.
Two dimwits together then.
My NY resolution is never to insult anybody again.
Good. That would put you off this thread.
My ex-wife is a lesbian.
That is no surprise to us, you would put any woman off.
Have you any photographs of your ex wife in the nude?
No but I have a few of your wife nude. How much are you willing to pay for them?
Heading off to LA now.
One more added fruit loop to the mix
I had to walk today
Why were you sober?
I like kids, I used to go to school with them.
Yeah, and they all got beyond the 4th grade, which is more than can be said for you.
Everything worked out just perfectly today.
you obviously weren't involved.
Finished off some fudge that was sent to us.
Yes life is simple for you in the asylum.
The dog was happy today.
Probably because you were out and he didn't have to look at you.
I have the best dog in the world.
Does your spouse know that is why they are called pet?
I should change my screen name
Why, are you afraid of screaming hordes of women coming to grab you if you're called ralpheb?
I was last in a game of Yahtzee tonight.
