Yeah - think about it and watch those pounds just roll off.
Sun is shining here in paddyland (amazingly)
Always perverse.
I'm going to look at the sales in Covent Garden.
Don't forget if you want something you have to pay or you'll get arrested AGAIN.
Sun's out I think I'll do a bit of birding.
You are one big fat showoff.
I've eaten ham for 3 days straight.
Funny, you're usually full of bull.
I've already gotten some compliments on the new shirt I got for Christmas that I wore to work today.
"Don't he look like an idiot" is not a complement.
I've been working on a rubics cube
...Since 1982. But have faith! You'll get it some day!
I got a winter jacket for Xmas.
Thats nice they gave good handouts at the soup kitchen. I hope the relic keeps you warm on the park bench.
I'm thinking about smoking cigars
Maybe the cigar smoke will help to mask your disgusting body odor.
I didn't get enough sleep last nght.
12 hours is defiinitely not enough for you.
I must leave here soon.
Thank goodness. I was starting to fall asleep from the boredom.
I am going to eat a sour pickle.
That doesn't explain your sour puss
Vacation time is coming
The purpose of a vacation is to rest after working, therefore you don't need a vacation.
I am disgusted by the number of commercials on television and radio.
That's because you can't afford to buy any of the things being advertised, but think how happy you'll be if the 99 cent store ever starts running commercials. But, keep counting all those commercials, it will help to occupy your mind. What number are you up to now?
I wanted to nap before, but I couldn't fall asleep.
what did you expect after sleeping for 14 hours?
It's not to cold out tonight
That's probably the deepest thought you've had in weeks. Sleeping in that cave seems to be doing wonders for your brain.
I can't believe that it's almost a New Year.
Yes it is, how many have you to serve yet?
I think the snow is a nuisance.
And the snow thinks you're an idiot - but you don't hear it whining, do you?
If I have to eat ham one more time this week...
"Ham". What an interesting name for a fat wife.
I'm having car troubles.
and I thought u only have Gas Troubles
I wonder why these deadliest hurricanes are feminine.
