All hurricanes are feminine, it fits perfectly well and no explanation is required.
I wish women would just concentrate on looking good, they annoy me dabbling in frivolities of the planet. Cute little playthings though! Aren't they lads.
To you even a grasshopper on toast is a plaything...sad that you are too dim to grow up.
This afternoon I must head to the market.
AHHHH today must be the day the trhow out the rotten food. Happy shopping dumpster diver.
I'm almost finished with another book.
It's only been 5 years since you started The Cat In The Hat...I am almost proud of you.
After I finish my needed activities today I will be taking a long hot bath.
That is your needed activity
I just cracked my back. Boy, did that feel good.
If you break both your legs you'll probably be giddy with delight, you idiot.
I woke up thinking today was Friday.
What does it matter since all you do is lay in bed and stuff food down your throat every day.
My washing machine is making funny sounds.
Listening to it make those "funny" sounds is just about your level of humor.
I feel very upbeat right now.
Did you sit on your drumstick again?
I'm feeling exhausted.
Watching all the activity in those porno flicks really drains you, doesn't it.
I just faxed some work to my office.
I wonder when you are going to realize you don't have a fax machine, there is nothing of importance you can send anybody AND, you don't have a job.
My picture was in the paper the other day
Escaped felons usually get their picture in the paper...turn yourself in.
Time for me to get going.
Ready for your hour in the prison exercise yard? You need to work off some of that lard.
I haven't yet heard any news today.
Why is nobody surprised?
I'll be supporting Liverpool in the merseyside derby tonight
Support from you is always the kiss of death for a team.
I need to send some e-cards for New Years.
how nice, your a supporter. Since you can't do anything else, you might as well be a jock strap.
I'm thinking
Hell must have frozen over.
I'm eating an apple.
I hear tell hogs will eat rotten apples too.
I should cut my toenails
Oh, don't! They look so raffish poking through the holes in your shoes.
I am still feeling like today is Friday.
And sell them to Guinness?
I need another cup of coffee.
