After drinking two quarts of eggnog what did you expect?
I missed not having any fruitcake this year.
We realy don't care about your sex life
I just had 2 pieces of chicken
Yes, but each piece was half a chicken.
I am having some pretzels and spinach dip.
hmm...appropriate - twisted and a dip stick
Just cuz your new doest mean you can come in here and screw everthing up.
I am listening to Stevie Wonder.
Keep listening, it'll give you something to do until the police can get you fingerprinted and processed for stealing those Stevie Wonder C.D.s
I just ate a delicious dinner.
The restaurant dumpster must have been full the day after Christmas.
I have my dinner ingredients assembled.
When they said to eat from all groups in the food pyramid they didn't expect you to build a 10 foot tall scale model of the Egyptian pyramids...careful, your layer-cake base is giving way.
I am watching a program on ancient weapons on the television.
Do you see the one that you used?
Time to go have an intelligent conversation.
In your case that will mean a visit to the baby nursery.
I don't like the long range weather forecast.
Watching your dog lick his balls and then letting him lick your face could be the topic of your intelligent conversation.
I dont have any pets.
That's because animals are smart enough to steer clear of your stinking body.
I still don't like the long range weather forecast.
That's funny. You didn't like it in your last post either.
I hate paying taxes.
We know, that's why you're doing time for tax evasion.
I am doing a load of laundry while my dinner is in the oven.
I wonder how long it will be before you realize your clothes are burning and your food is getting towards the spin-dry.
Only a few days left for the year.
You better hurry, the oven needs to be available to dry the clothes.
This game makes me laugh.
That's because your simple. Watching grass grow taxes your intelligence.
And Sturgis, That still means you have 10 years left on your sentence.
I'm having left over coffee
Left over from that big pot you made in Christmas 2003 no doubt.
I'd like to drive a real small sporty car.
There is a little pink Barbie car that would be just perfect for you to pedal around the block--it's just your speed.
I just watched a really great movie.
They treat you too well in prison nowadays.
I think I'll try to lose a little weight.
