Local art gallery easy to break into?
I'm having a late lunch.
So that's what you call your 3rd early dinner of the day.
I am out of peanut butter.
Just as well - did you know your name is an anagram of Sir Guts?
I got a warm woolly scarf for Christmas in a fetching shade of blue.
Yes, I heard about the scarf, you are supposed to see how tight you can make it around your neck at which point you will turn the same color as the scarf.
It is rather warm here for late December.
Hot air is quite easy for you to generate.
I've recorded 'The Importance of Being Earnest'.
I am sure the rest of your friends at the group home will be impressed...and by the way it's actually Hansel and Gretel.
I have been thinking about selling the house.
how much you think you will get for a water logged washing machine box?
I'm having a large bottle of water
Soup kitchen's really depleted after Christmas. If you can swipe some ketchup packets at MacDonald's you'll be able to turn it into tomato soup.
I received a few useless Christmas gifts.
You got things like "cookbooks" I guess.
Gotta get my car fixed this week.
It would help if it had tires and wasn't made of popsicle sticks.
There was a mention today that Regis Philbin is replacing Dick Clark for New Years Eve countdowns.
Since you never manage to stay awake until midnight, what difference does that make to you?
I have to learn how to work my new camera.
So far all that you have is the cut out image from the magazine.
Sometimes I wonder why birds are so chipper in the morning.
Because they don't awaken with hangovers, as you do.
I've got to straighten up the house today.
with the tilted shack you live in we should just call extreme makeover. Oh that would be both versions
I think I'm coming down with a cold
No, you just need your heroine fix.
I am determined to get organized today.
Why bother? Another few hours and it'll be your usual do-nothing day.
My birth certificate is falling apart.
Since it was written on papyrus, before we had paper, what do you expect? You and that certificate are both falling apart.
I must go on a diet in the New Year.
Ordering 3 double cheese burgers, large fry and a DIET coke doesn't constitute you starting a diet.
I was given a food processor from my mother-in-law.
did you tell her you can't even boil water?
I just got my hair cut
Did they give you a discount for having only 3 hairs?
Not feeling too good today.
