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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
shari6905
 
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Reply Sat 24 Dec, 2005 01:00 pm
Im sure you are the star attraction at the Jerry Lewis Telethon.

I received a Christmas bonus this year.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Sat 24 Dec, 2005 03:02 pm
One of your johns gave you an extra $5?

I bought Christmas presents for my dog.
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Rod3
 
  1  
Reply Sat 24 Dec, 2005 05:09 pm
That's a strange thing to call your spouse.


I've just see Santa fly passed in his sleigh.
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NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Sat 24 Dec, 2005 05:30 pm
Pretty good ****, huh?


I'll be in Los Angeles for New Years.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 24 Dec, 2005 06:12 pm
If you leave now you can be kicked out of town before New Years.


I am looking forward to the big Chanukah celebration with my friends up in Barre.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Sat 24 Dec, 2005 07:50 pm
They just told you it would be there. They are having it someplace else.





Drinking coffee and watching Little Drummer Boy on tv.
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dyslexia
 
  1  
Reply Sat 24 Dec, 2005 07:53 pm
Still have the rubber sheet on your bed?

The weather here in New Mexico is perfect this time of year.
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ralpheb
 
  1  
Reply Sat 24 Dec, 2005 08:06 pm
Its nice to know you are isolated from the real world.




I might dip into the cookies
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firefly
 
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Reply Sat 24 Dec, 2005 10:52 pm
You're about to wallow in those cookies, fatso.

Stealing Santa's cookies will put you on his permanent "do not call" list. Guess you won't get that set of Legos you've been hoping for.

It's hard to insult people on Christmas.


(HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL! Very Happy )
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sun 25 Dec, 2005 08:50 am
You couldn't pull an insult out of insult box if it was handed to you.



I get the feeling I am forgetting something that I am supposed to do today.
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Phoenix32890
 
  1  
Reply Sun 25 Dec, 2005 08:52 am
That's happening more and more often, isn't it????

We have had thunder this morning, and it is raining.
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Sturgis
 
  1  
Reply Sun 25 Dec, 2005 08:58 am
I am impressed that you were able to figure that out...did someone help you figure out how to turn on the radio?


This morning I realized I was out of chocolate covered pretzels and the stores are all closed...hope I can survive.
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lmur
 
  1  
Reply Sun 25 Dec, 2005 09:09 am
How could you have allowed such a tragedy to occur?


Turkey's up in 20 minutes..
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Sturgis
 
  1  
Reply Sun 25 Dec, 2005 09:30 am
Perhaps if you hadn't scarfed it down so fast it wouldn't be coming back up...although I am impressed that you know the length of time it takes for you to regurgitate.



I seem to have a runny nose and yet no other cold symptoms.
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Clary
 
  1  
Reply Sun 25 Dec, 2005 10:14 am
Coke does this, I'm told.

I can't wait for dinner, I'm starving!
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ralpheb
 
  1  
Reply Sun 25 Dec, 2005 12:18 pm
Yea, its been a whole 5 minutes since you scarfed the box of cookies.





Oatmeal for christmas night meal
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NickFun
 
  1  
Reply Sun 25 Dec, 2005 12:50 pm
Leftovers from Christmas dinner?


Nice day for a hike in the mountains.
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lmur
 
  1  
Reply Sun 25 Dec, 2005 12:52 pm
Any day's a good one for you to take a hike.

There are no good movies on the box today.
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ralpheb
 
  1  
Reply Sun 25 Dec, 2005 02:15 pm
Nurse Ratchet won't change the channel again?





It's getting chilly outside
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lmur
 
  1  
Reply Sun 25 Dec, 2005 03:10 pm
Why not keep your computer indoors, like everyone else?


I'd like to strangle the guy that invented potato crisps...
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