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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Ticomaya
 
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Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2005 08:23 pm
You'd have to, to carry that humongous hump.


I just listened to a good speech.
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firefly
 
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Reply Sun 18 Dec, 2005 08:35 pm
So, you agreed with your wife about your slovenly habits?

I am watching ice skating.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 06:38 am
Silly fool, ice doesn't skate...unless you took another hit of acid...


I am really annoyed with all the commercials on television lately.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 09:11 am
Why? Because you can't afford to buy anything?


I need some new jeans.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 09:12 am
Split the old ones right up the middle, huh! Laughing

It is very cloudy today.
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Mathos
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 10:23 am
Thats the cheap mascarra running into your lamps.


I wish I could fly like a bird.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 11:36 am
I wish you would swim like a rock.




The internet is annoyingly slow today
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 11:39 am
It is always slow on dial-up, cheapskate


It is cold and sunny here today
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 11:53 am
to bad your disposition matches the temperature.



I should put up an avatar but i don't know what one is
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 12:05 pm
Here's a perfect one for you: http://brandtechnology.com/headupass.jpg

I want to go hunting this weekend.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 12:24 pm
Make sure you dress like a deer.



I hate Chrismas Carols.
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Rod3
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 01:23 pm
That's typical of your mentality, you'll be saying you don't believe in Santa next.



I'm listening to a bit of Dylan because the TV's rubish.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 03:03 pm
I'm sure Dylan would be thrilled to know he could be there for you in your boredom.

Hey! How 'bout if I play my cd of Yoko Ono's greatest hits?
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 03:14 pm
You must have had your eardrums pierced and been given a frontal lobodomy to even think that anyone would listen to THAT.




my 2 yo son tried to climb the christmas tree
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 03:18 pm
Even he wants to get away from you.




There may be an almond shortage next year.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 03:21 pm
Don't worry, you're nuts enough to take up the slack






I've killed 10 mosquitoes and 2 flies today
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 03:21 pm
Guess you better stuff your cheeks now before the drought.



I've always like the Moody Blues.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 03:24 pm
That's because you have spent so much time breathing deep the gathering gloom and watching lights fade from every room.





My favorite ice cream was not at the store today.
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NickFun
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 03:25 pm
All out of "decaying dog crap", eh?



I like oatmeal for breakfast.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Mon 19 Dec, 2005 03:41 pm
You like whatever the strangers at the bus station diner leave on the table.




I am proud to say I never use waxy polishes on my tables.
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