Well, they would cause all that cardboard to decay
American football is boring, isn't it?
Not to those of us bright enough to understand it.
I may have to redo the front lawn in the Spring.
NO... Im sure brown is a good look for you. It matches the rest of the ghetto.
I need to make more money.
Perhaps a job...start off easy, maybe collect a couple of cans each day.
I can't find my camera.
Did you stick it down your pants again?
I'm getting fat.
Getting fat? You can't even squeeze through the garrage door anymore.
Electric rates are going up again.
Im sure your electric fence pissing competition contributed to that.
I think Im getting sick.
You always look sickly, so how can you tell?
I just received a gift in the mail.
So your porno tapes arrived?
I would like a cashmere sweater but the cost is prohibitive.
Yeah, spending 9 months in jail for each item you steal is a high price to pay, although it does give you a roof over your head.
I have to wrap gifts for my co-workers.
Since you're too bone lazy to work this means you're sitting alone watching a television show of people doing this.
I hate the influx of reality television programs.
Im sure all the cage dancers will love their new thongs.
I wonder what my husband got me for x-mas.
Divorce papers most likely.
I didn't have lunch today
You just eat one long meal from the second you roll out of bed and waddle to the sofa...good move putting the refrigerator next to it.
Last night I listened to an idiot babble about his stupid Christmas tree.
Been talking to yourself again?
I think I've bought everyone great gifts.
Amazing what you can get from those gum machines outside the market.
I remember my old train set.
You mean the one you bought last week? What an amazing memory you have!
I'm thinking about training for the marathon.
Loose a thousand pounds and wait until you can get out of bed without using a crane.
Old people on scooters just look silly.
Then why do you ride one?
My grandmother drove until she was 97. Now she's 101.
and she still drives better with her eyes closed than you can with your eyes open.
I got my care package from my wife yesterday. It had lotsa home made cookies
