well that's nice that you found out how to turn the tv on. My guess is it will take another 10 years for you to figure out how to chnage channels.
my computer keeps shutting down
Just like your ability to think rationally, you baboon's ass.
I'm going to explode if I don't get laid soon.
You haven't exploded in the last 80 years why would it happen now?
I am going to start reading a new book this evening.
Dr Suess's Cat in a Hat. I'll give you 4 years to finish it. It does say 5-8 yrs on it right?
I didn't get my football pool ticket in for this weekend
Better than last week where they had to pull you from the pool because in your booze induced haze you thought the ticket was there.
It has been a quiet day.
That's OK. You have no money left after blowing it all on football tickets LAST weekend.
I just got back from a hike in the mountains.
The prison has issued an APB with orders to shoot you on sight.
I sure could go for a nice mince meat pie.
then go for t. Go far away. The neighbors will be pleased.
I'm have three different flavors of oatmeal for midnight chow
Wow, you are quite the gourmand, aren't you? What are you having for breakfast tomorrow, ketchup on a cracker?
Once when I was a kid I ate a bug.
The following day you were eating worms and dirt and you enjoyed it so much you never stopped, even though it meant a life of being ostracized.
I just went to Kickys latest thread, it's annoying and funny at the same time.
We could say the same about you. Just take out the funny part.
I just had some eggnog. (hic)
And now I suppose you'll move on to the second course of your usual dinner, Heroin and Jack Daniels.
Its already dark out and I haven't eaten a damn thing all day.
Oh yeah!! Well, I'll bet you'd like to (hic) have some eggnog! Cept you don't know any(hic) body who could even (hic) afford eggnog! Ya bunch of (hic) eggnog-less bastids!
Oh -- and about that not eating thing -- I thought only girls got anorexia!
I hope Santa knows I been a good girl all year. Welp, mostly good! Heeee!
Oh he knows. He's been peeking in your window - along with most of the neighborhood boys. Get some shades!
I am going out for a beer with the guys in a short while.
You mean "the guys" will be paying for your beer after you slip out the back door again.
My parents made a "home movie" of me when I was about a year and half old. It was Easter. I was in the backyard, looking for the Easter eggs my parents had hidden there, and putting them in my little basket. At one point, you can clearly see me putting a rock in my basket. Guess I thought it was an Easter egg.....
not suprising coming from you....
Its time for me to show you what its all about...
PUT THAT AWAY........ ITS SO 18+......... BESIDES, IT SO SMALL......
hmm...... life is more than you think
Who let the kids out?
I really need some sleep.
All you do is sleep. You really need to get your butt off the couch and do something productive for a change, you lazy bum.
I have to go pick my car up today.
Your car's a Matchbox. It's easy to pick up.
Nothing new to report.
