Probably cos your fat bulk is squashing the connection line FATTY!!!!
Life seems so retarded
Life SEEMS like you ARE!
Money is a good thing to have.
MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL...LIKE YOU!!!
My friends are having some problems......
they all share the same problem.............. YOU
it's almost time to do some work
yeah.... being a bum means that its almost always, never doing any work
time for that custard tart
just dnt "american pie" the tart like last time. You always leave a mess
I laugh when people have mains and noobs.
Well, switch off your main and screw off your noobs and you're nothing....
Seals are kinda cute
Next to you what isn't?
The weather is a little nicer today.
Living on the streets, you would notice that.
I'm getting my car inspected today.
That's kinda like a home inspection for you right?
A friend of mine is coming into town tomorrow.
You must be thinking about some soap opera. You don't have friends.
time to watch Saturday football
Be sure to turn the television set on this time that way we won't have a repeat of last week where you moaned about how nothing was happening.
Time for a mid-day snack.
Some snack--a loaf of bread and three pounds of ham and cheese. Sure that can tide you over until lunch?
I need a warm drink.
Yeah but drinking the bath water is sort of strange...
I think I shall go eat a pear.
Stop acting like you eat a healthy diet. We know when you say "pear" you mean a pair of large size pizzas with everything on them. You consume more food than the average small village.
I am enjoying some tomato soup.
So you finally figured out how to open those free packets of catsup from the burger place and mixed them with water...you are a miracle!
I have been thinking about working again...maybe as a blacksmith.
Good choice for someone with your limited skills in the working world of the 20th century.
I just started yet another new game thread today that seems to be going nowhere fast.
Sort of going the same way as your life.
My gloves from last winter seem to be missing.
Maybe you left them up your ass while you were trying to dislodge the gerbils you spent last New Year's Eve with.
I miss sitting on the couch watching cartoons all day.
Had to sell it to pay for a pencil to push the computer buttons eh?
I am despondent over the lack of artichokes at the market.
