That's just WRONG!
It's a good thing this is a family site.
My mind just went into the gutter
well at least then it could join your drunken body.
Darn, I have to put the trash out this evening.
Don't forget to put the sticker on your jacket so they will take you.
I hate friday tv shows
They must make you think...that's got to be stressful for you.
I wish there were more planets.
I wish you'd visit more planets.
I need a hug.
You also need a bath and to brush what's left of your decaying teeth.
I want to slug someone.
hit the first ugly person you see ........ go look in the mirror
I have paper work I need to do
Yes - the birds cage does need to be relined.
I have seen ghosts.
they weren't ghosts. you were so drunk you were seeing triplicates.
I'm waiting for my care package from my wife
Let me wake her up and ask her where it is.
I love working out at my health club.
Does gathering up the dirty towels pay well?
I just received a Christmas gift I'm not thrilled with.
Where did you find it huh???? Scavenging through the Dumpsters again eh?
I find life kinda easy.....
your an unemployed drunk that does drugs. I can see why your life is easy.
Just took some time out from playing video games
Yeah, like i mean being a rubbishman does have its perks right? you get so much time off....
Hmm.... whos Chipmunk is that?
That's not a chipmunk, it's a large rat running through your filthy hovel.
I'm making something new for dinner tonight.
You mean something edible for once??? Not stuff nicked from a toilet drain??
Evolution is so fast..........
friskies instead of alpo? yea, that is a change for you.
getting ready to watch basketball. I hope the 6er's lose.
You're hoping they'll lose cos their your team and they SUCK real time.... jus' like you
I feel kinda weird today
If they don't you will have lost your life savings.
I went to Vegas and didn't gamble.
I heard you panhandled like crazy.......... and still didn't make any money
seems a2k is lagging today
