Why not? It works like an insulator from the real cold. You homeless people should know that by now.
The letter "l" sticks on my computer
Perhaps you could learn from that and stick to a job for once.
I am in need of more firewood.
last time you started a fire you got drunk and tripped over the logs and burned your carboard box down.
I wish I had some whiskey to go with my tea
Why not use the Vodka the way you usually...straight from the bottle, no tea.
I'm drinking a tasty diet chocolate soda.
that's even to gross for me !
day shift is almost here
Better climb back into your coffin before ths sun rises.
I just had a chocolate chip cookie.
That was actually a dried clump of cat vomit with dead roaches.
Another day has arrived...
And that gives you another chance to fritter away your meaningless existence by getting drunk and passing out.
I finally mailed my Christmas gifts.
...and the postal service should have them back to you by early next week.
I forgot to trim my toenails before I put on my socks.
That's obvious from the holes you now have in your socks. Be careful when you cross your legs, you might lacerate yourself with those talons, you slob.
I woke up too early today.
You mean you came out of a blackout...please go to a detox and rehab immediately, you're in bad shape.
I don't feel like doing anything today.
Same old, same old, eh?
We haven't had any rain here in Phoenix for 2 months.
That doesn't mean you are performing a public service when you urinate on people's lawns.
I bought the most terrific snacks yesterday.
Oh how nice they started selling cartons of lard cakes at your market.
My neighbor says a moose was spotted one town over the other day.
BULL F@#KING CRAP!!!! HOW WOULD A MOOSE BE IN A TOWN HUH???
I kinda like humans.....
They are kind to your species, aren't they?
I just saved a lot of money of my car insurance.
that's nice, because they don't like you.
Had my first can of soda today
Oooh really living it up...wait....that wasn't soda it was lighter fluid. Wish you'd learn to read so we could avoid these disasters.
Checked again and the neighbor says it was actually what appeared to be a mother and child moose sighting...hope they don't come here.
They DID go there. Where do you think the sighting was?
I have to be careful not to touch some of the prickly cactus's here.
Usually you don't touch them you just jump on top of them.
I just ate some mixed nuts.
