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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 09:21 am
It's nice being unemployed, eh?


Can hardly wait for the weekend!
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 10:23 am
Another lame excuse for you to get drunk




I had to smack one of my troops around yesterday
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vinsan
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 10:25 am
Quote:
It's nice being unemployed, eh?


Can hardly wait for the weekend!


Y r u in such hurry? Haven't u peed on weekdays or what?

If u haven't, u must surely have some stamina.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 11:07 am
You shouldn't insult other people, when you obviously don't know how to play a simple game.

It's snowing. I wonder if they'll let us go home early?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 11:11 am
They don't let you out of jail just because it's a snow day.



I'm having a difficult time deciding what beverage to drink for lunch.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 11:38 am
go with the transparent screwdriver. Maybe you will get drunk enough to smack yoiur head on the desk and knock some sense into you.


I'm listening to Rush now. And it's not the group.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 11:42 am
You, sir, are a dittohead.


I've decided on soup for lunch.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 11:49 am
hopefully it was blowfish soup with the sacs still attached. Blowfish for a blowhard, yea works for me.




this building is overwhelmed with mosquitoes
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 01:16 pm
Maybe that's because you leave dirty pools of water all over the place and the place is a pig sty.


Our lawn is dead until springtime.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 01:25 pm
Your "lawn" is the alley just outside your cardboard door.


I feel like a mid-afternoon coffee.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:22 pm
I would too if I slept until noon.

My co-workers and I were just looking out the window, watching people sliding down the street on the ice.
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:36 pm
translation: me and a bunch of my homless buds were too cold to stay outside so we begged the local store to let us in and we saw how sorry we looked.



I have a blister on my little toe
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:37 pm
So your toe is as irritating and annoying to you as you are to everyone else? That's called karma.

Hey, everybody!! How 'bout if I play some of my cd's of 16th century madrigals?
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Mathos
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:46 pm
Sounds like music to die for, do you want to borrow a gun?


Which part of Hicksville exactly do you come from?
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:50 pm
the one that 40 years more advanced than you will ever be



i have a young troop i need to slap around
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Mathos
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:57 pm
Whats your name then, Patten?

Time to let the dogs out!
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ralpheb
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 05:05 pm
Does your wife keep you on that short of a leash?




the coffee is left over from this morning
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Trick-Master
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 06:23 pm
Are you giving us us brief look on how unorganised your life is?





You can reply to topics in this forum
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NickFun
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 06:59 pm
Such a brilliant observation Sherlock! I can see you're college educated!



I am going to Florida in March for a little vacation.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 07:01 pm
Yes and your neighbors in the zoo will welcome the relief of you being gone.



I am not looking forward to all the ice expected on the ground tomorrow.
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