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The Insult Chain Game

 
 
Clary
 
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Reply Mon 11 Oct, 2004 07:05 am
Just look in the mirror(s)


I had a good productive meeting with my business partner at lunchtime.
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cjhsa
 
  1  
Reply Mon 11 Oct, 2004 10:14 am
I hope you used protection.

I'm tired this morning.
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Mon 11 Oct, 2004 09:30 pm
All that whipping and bondage will do that.

I've got to go to the post office tomorrow.
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George
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 08:58 am
They're just gonna tell you again what they told you yesterday -- stamp goes on the OUTSIDE.

Should I get a manicure?
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furiousflee
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 09:14 am
You actually think that would make a difference, you still look ugly.

I got up early this morning...
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dagmaraka
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 09:24 am
you shouldn't have bothered...

i have a deadline coming up!
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furiousflee
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 09:54 am
How can you have a deadline if you still live off of welfare checks?

I like to drive while drinking...
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Clary
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 10:07 am
Hope you choke.


I have to get my roof repaired.
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George
 
  1  
Reply Tue 12 Oct, 2004 11:45 am
Is that what they're calling it now? Say hello to your therapist for me.

I'm looking forward to a relaxing evening.
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furiousflee
 
  1  
Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:40 pm
To bad a relaxing evenining invloves whips and chains....

I like cold weather...
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cjhsa
 
  1  
Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 03:54 pm
That makes sense since wherever you go you spread a noticable chill.

I wanna play golf!
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dagmaraka
 
  1  
Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 09:59 pm
Well you have to die first so that you can reincarnate into some semi-capable human. may take 20 years at least.

i have a deadline for a grant application tomorrow.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Thu 14 Oct, 2004 11:06 pm
So stay up all night, write a fantastic proposal, and kiss ass during your presentation so that they can give it to someone who knows something about writing grants.

My doctor called today.
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Clary
 
  1  
Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 02:34 am
Hoping to sign the death certificate?


I am waiting for a delivery of boxes.
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George
 
  1  
Reply Fri 15 Oct, 2004 07:44 am
Bought yet another set of Elvis commemorative plates on eBay, did you?

Does this taste funny to you?
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Sat 16 Oct, 2004 10:30 am
Didn't anyone tell you that you don't taste urine samples to test for drugs?

Today I am going to clean my bedroom.
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Clary
 
  1  
Reply Sat 16 Oct, 2004 11:22 am
Well, spare a thought for the displaced rats, mice, spiders and other vermin.


I'm enjoying this Spanish white wine, rejoicing in the odd name of 'Con Class'
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firefly
 
  1  
Reply Sat 16 Oct, 2004 02:18 pm
I can see you've already enjoyed three cases of it, but hell, at 99 cents a bottle, you can guzzle to your heart's content.

Someone called me lazy today.
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Chauncy
 
  1  
Reply Sat 16 Oct, 2004 10:11 pm
If it was before 2 pm, you were only dreaming.

My heat went out last night.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sat 16 Oct, 2004 10:26 pm
I would go out too!

Just watched Sense and Sensibility.
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