I've heard that you like golfer's balls.
My dog wants to go for a walk.
Too bad he's too embarrassed to be seen with you.
Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose...nothin'.... it ain't nothin' if ain't free!
Then you better untie her!
I am auditioning for a new TV show tomorrow.
"Stupid Pet Tricks"?
I have to go to a meeting.
Will you be in bathroom stall A or B?
Just heard there will be a speech by the Mayor later on.
His opening line will be "we must remove Sturgis from our fair city..."
I wish the war would end quickly.
that was yesterday. They told you it was today so you woudn't show up.
Steve Martin is on now
Even Steve Martin is funny compared to you.
The mailman slipped on a patch of ice while coming up my stairs today.
And I'll bet you took advantage of the situation.
It's started to rain.
Brilliant observation Lord Ellpus! Nothing gets by you, does it?
I might go explore some caves this weekend.
Another IQ test for you then, is it?
Playing golf this Friday..
You got your parole, then.
I'm having a small nightcap.
which firts perfectly on your pin head
I watching a basketball game
You speaking like uneducated moron.
Could I BE any more sexy?
Maybe if you lost a hundred pounds, got a hairpiece and a face lift.
I'm thinking of taking up paragliding this spring.
They don't allow people over 400 pounds to do that, tubby.
My feet are cold.
I thought you were a firefly?
Cs UP!!!
Is he? I'll bet he wished he stayed in bed, once he's tasted your coffee.
I like thursdays.
Thursday is my Rubbish Day
I post on Able2know
And don't we know it, why don't you go somewhere else.
(Welcome to A2K BVC)
Golf again today.
