Remember, lights out for the rest home is at 8pm
I had to edit because I forgot to write something here...opps.
They have some new medications for Alzheimers.
I am planning on attending a big New Years party.
Hope you can sober up long enough to make it out the door.
It is rather chilly here today.
Well, if you must go naked jogging round the dockyards, what do you expect?
I'm quite hungry.
There's a surprise.
Spring is my favorite time of year. I love to smell the pretty, pretty flowers.
Those flowers are only painted on the vase you ninny.
I received a basket of fruit yesterday from an old chum in New York.
Well, that's better than getting a basket of chum from an old fruit.
I crack myself up sometimes.
Undoubtedly because you keep smacking a hammer on your head.
I think I need to get new eyeglasses.
That's common with most nuts.
The elephant wouldnt walk into town today.
You shouldn't speak so bad of your wife, obesity is a real medical condition.
I wonder which scarf I should wear today.
Any that covers your face, don't want to alarming the kids, do we?
We may have a white christmas.
It doesn't really count when you are sneezing and blowing up all the dust in your house.
My neighbors are adding an addition to their home.
hopefuly it wil be a cell they will lock you in.
no exciting news in the newspaper
What do you want, another war?
Soon be the shortest day.
Then you'll feel more comfortable saying you did nothing all day.
I need to get out more.
Be patient, your parole is under review in 2039.
It may freeze here tonight, clear starry sky.
You can admire the stars as you huddle in doorways hiding from the police and fighting off hypothermia.
Extra jobs keep popping up today.
And still you don't do anything.
I need to get some pipe cleaners.
Try Milk of Magnesia. That should clean your pipes.
I want to go to Japan but it's so expensive!
We'll all have a whip round just to get rid of you.
I'm going to a christmas party tomorrow with the senior golfers.
