I think you'd do better with cymbals.
Did you know that when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, it's amore?
Is that what that is? I though you had bird **** in your eye.
I think Mary Ann was hotter than Ginger on Gilligans Island.
I bet you've wrestled with that insight for years. Don't worry, no one will ever accuse you of being a deep thinker.
I hope the post office isn't crowded tomorrow.
Why, I thought that's how you got your restraining order on 20 people, feeling them up at close quarters.
No one is better than Ray Sefo (K1 fighter)
No one is worse either, since no one other than you plays with it.
I had to endure a boring phone call last night.
Talking to your mum in the other room isn't what you'd say was a phone call
I hate brandy snaps
Perhaps that's because you put too many metal snaps in them.
Taking a visit to the cemetery next weekend to see the parents gravesite...wonder if I should bring flowers.
I have never seen purple flowers in a cemetery before
My broadband is slow.
Not as slow as you though.
I have decided to wear my suede shoes today.
Suede shoes are known as no-mates we I live
And I live in Auckland.
Yes, I understand you've been in the asylum there for years.
I just washed my hair.
So that accounts for the sewer in your town backing up.
One of the keys on my computer keyboard popped off and I can't get it back on.
Now you have an extra tile for your Scrabble game. So stop complaining.
I going to have a nice cup of tea.
You guys don't know how to make a nice cup of tea.
The natives are playing charades again.
I got it! They are saying "Mathos is a boob"!
Someone stole my credit card!
what should it matter to you? it only has a $50 limit.
my other computer is broke.
Please ... we all know you're sitting at a public terminal down at the public library, like you do every day.
My computer is making a loud noise.
That's a computer fart, it's telling you what it thinks of you.
I had some coffee and I feel very energetic.
Too bad your teeth don't say the same.
I have too much time on my hands
Is that what all that sticky white stuff is?
My new roommate is a hot girl from Ecuador.
