potato/coach potato yea i can see your interest
my wife is baking cookies to send to me
The prison staff will have to break them up, examine them, and sample them before they pass them on to you.
I love to watch Bette Davis movies.
your the same age I can see your interest in her movies
Almost time to get off work
Well, I guess even the cum-mopper at Show World has to go home sometime, eh, rahpheb?
I have such an annoying blister on my finger!
Try sticking up your backside it might stop you talking through it.
I'm going to have a quiet evening in front of the TV.
Because you have no friends and no one will talk to you.
The Powerball is up over $100 million. I hope I win.
So do I you wouldn't last more than a week with with the ammount drugs and wine you would buy and it will give us a bit of peace.
I like Christmas.
Why, you have stock in Walmart?
I hope to finsh raking the leaves today.
those are the ones from 2000 arent they?
I think I have athlete's foot
Strange how you can get that by sitting around doing nothing.
My tennis game is not as good as it was 20 years ago.
I didn't know a person could go below God awful.
I'm drinking strawberry flavored lemon-ade
Yes, you'll swallow anything.
I'm off to a maidens water contest tonight
Is that where you throw as many girls off the pier as you can? What a clever name for it!
I hate shopping at WalMart.
Awww...just because the store detective who nabbed you three times for shoplifting told you to never come back?
I have had a boring day.
If I was you, I'd be bored too
i'm having honey mustard flavored pretzels
next you'll be eating quiche.
I can't seem to keep my mind on anything today.
limited IQ. and it will never get higher.
i just talked to my wife on the phone
I know. I almost answered when you called.
Do these verticle stripes make me look fat?
When you are that fat, everything makes you look it.
I am thinking of buying an Indian salwar kameez to wear.
Isn't that one of those large brightly colored tents? That should just about fit you, since nothing else does.
I am thinking about learning to play a guitar.
