Black would be better to cover all the dirt and soot on the walls.
I got paid this week.
the paper boy said he could cash your check-and still have money left over
I have paper work I have to do tonight
Yes, rewrapping those newspapers around you for another night on the park bench.
I am worried about somebody wiretapping my telephone.
I wouldn't worry about that. You should be more concerned about the SWAT team surrounding your house.
I just had some chicken noodle soup.
whatelse was in the dumpster?
I did all my chrismas shopping on line.
Perhaps if you took a bath and put on clean clothes they'd let you into a store.
I am in a quandary over what to have for dinner.
9 Lives offers so many choices! Maybe try Friskies Buffet this time?
I am thinking of moving to Los Angeles.
so the smog can hide the stench from your mouth more than likely.
I think I'll have tortilla's and Jalepeno cheese for a snack
I hope you got enough coins out of the fountain for it.
I am rather annoyed with certain people today.
The police were only doing their job by arresting you. The complaints were too numerous to ignore.
I am listening to an opera.
You're confusing genres again. "Bang Your Sister Hard" is not an opera.
I am thinking of saving my money to buy a Porche 911.
Is that the new one Matchbox just put out?
You should learn how to spell Porsche before you even think of buying one. Save your pennies to buy some simple books so you can learn how to read and spell, you dummy.
I am going to bake some brownies.
no hash this time. Your stupid enough without drugs.
my knee hurts. must be the weather
Or that guy that you kneed in the balls last night. Who knew he was wearing a metal cup?
I just got a fruitcake for Christmas.
you make this too easy!
no comment
Nah never mind
What you gunna do with him.
I'm watching a boring basketball game
Don't call it boring just coz' you don't understand the rules.
Someday my prince will come.
He'll be driving a broken down '75 Chevy Vega and answers to the name of Bubba.
My ex-wife has gained a lot of weight.
She was able to put down the bottle and eat food without hurling once you were out of the picture.
Next week I will be going to the doctor for the annual checkup.
He will probably recommend a complete overhaul and a lube job.
I love Donald Trump's Apprentice show.
You love anything where other people work you lazy slob.
I am watching the Food Network on television right now...some delicious looking food there with all those potato dishes.
