I hope it was stimulant drugs because you don't seem able to keep up with this thread.
I'm planning my dinner.
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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 05:54 pm
Oh is it that time already when they bring the nut house patients their food?
There is a loose wooden board on my front porch and I can't locate the hammer to nail it back down.
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firefly
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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 06:08 pm
You idiot, you put the hammer in the refrigerator after you used it to crack eggs for your breakfast.
Why don't you clean up the mess you made in the kitchen before you work on your porch.
I am getting a bad headache.
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ralpheb
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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 06:19 pm
then i will type slow and use easy words. Like we all do just for you.
my multi-vitamins showed up
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lmur
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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 06:21 pm
doesn' take much to show you up, does it?
still can't find my watch..
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ralpheb
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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 06:27 pm
why? you cant tell time anyway
I should make my nightly pot of coffee
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Stray Cat
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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 08:03 pm
Then you can have your nightly potty.
I wonder what Jackie Kennedy would do if she were in my situation?
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ralpheb
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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 08:15 pm
take sedatives and asked to be locked in a padded room. no wait thats what you should do. she would figure it was just easy to deal with.
i just finished a pb&j sandwich
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Stray Cat
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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 08:50 pm
Those vegetarian cooking classes are really paying off.
Tomorrow, I'm going Christmas shopping.
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kickycan
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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 08:51 pm
Be sure to buy a new straight jacket for yourself, you nutjob!
I'm making my own Christmas cards this year.
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Ticomaya
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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 08:53 pm
Still pretending you have some friends ... how cute. (Works for SC & Kicky. )
I'm listening to Blood, Sweat & Tears.
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NickFun
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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 08:56 pm
Those are the sounds of your wife screaming.
I've always enjoyed the Beatles.
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Stray Cat
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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 10:00 pm
That's why they decided to break up. And yet, you let the world blame Yoko.
Clowns to the left of me!
Jokers to the right!
Here I am
stuck in the middle with you.
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kickycan
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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 10:03 pm
So that's what that disgusting stench is.
I can't wait to see King Kong next week!
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Stray Cat
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Fri 9 Dec, 2005 10:11 pm
Didn't you see the original with Fay Wray -- when it first came out?
I love Charlie Brown's Christmas.
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farmerman
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Sat 10 Dec, 2005 07:54 am
and Charlie thinks yours sucks.
I could eat some mince pie
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firefly
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Sat 10 Dec, 2005 07:54 am
You would probably wolf down several of them, you glutton.
I just gave a friend some advice.
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Sturgis
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Sat 10 Dec, 2005 08:15 am
Hopefully it was to get away from you since that would be the only useful advice you could offer.
I just realized I didn't finish my bowl of oatmeal this morning.
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firefly
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Sat 10 Dec, 2005 08:28 am
At your age the memory goes quickly. You had eggs this morning, the oatmeal was two days ago.
I just bought a DVD of one of my favorite movies.
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Sturgis
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Sat 10 Dec, 2005 08:53 am
So you're the one I heard about on the news who bought Howard The Duck!
I have been thinking about repainting my kitchen in Prussian blue.
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