That's the best thing you've ever done, stop poisoning air.
Another day another dollar.
You'll use this excuse to explain to your wife why you're living under a bridge.
I need to go Christmas shopping.
Hope you can fish enough pennies out of the fountain to afford something.
Soon it will be 2006...I can hardly wait!
hey he can read numbers and add 1
all is quiet on the western front
That's because you aren't there.
I hear a buzz saw in the distance.
thats your bone's creaking as you try and walk. Oh don't forget about your hearing aid appointment.
I need to make some more coffee
Remember to use water this time...we don't want you burning the base down again.
I need to clean the kitchen floor.
That's a good idea after you've peed on it.
I must book a flight to Los Angeles for Christmas.
van you go just a little farther away like say the antarctic
the food at the chow hall was nasty today
Oh so you are the cook...I feel better knowing that at least they don't let you near the weapons.
There seems to be a dullness in the air today.
There always is when you're around.
My cat needs a bath.
So do you...my money is on the cat getting there first.
I wonder if I should just avoid the holidays this year...save some money.
what, you think if you buy people things they will be your friends?
I have a zit on my nose
Siily goose...that IS your nose, all red and swollen from grinding it into the carpet to suck out the cocaine.
I am looking forward to the skiing season really getting underway.
waxed fiberglass on wet snow. You go boy, thin that herd for us. Is your other screen name "crash test dummy?"
getting ready to watch CSI
Got your Bermuda shorts and handcuffs on?
I love Bugs Bunny.
We don't need to know about your sexual habits.
I had lamb chops for dinner.
old socks with buttons sewn on? That's just sick!
I had an omelette for mid night chow
That of, course, followed your 11:00PM chow and precedes your 1AM chow.
I can't stand President Bush.
you hate anyone smarter than you
cant get the lights to work for my tree
