That's what happens when they're made of cardboard. If you'd cut down on drinking and gambling, you might be able to afford the shoes as well as the boxes.
I love Christmas shopping online.
Since you are banned from all the stores after what you did to the statue at the mall with your naked body, you don't have much choice.
I seem to be coming down with a cold.
You know it's really heroin withdrawal. Guess your dealer was nabbed by the police again.
I've got to clean the snow off my car.
Your neighbors will be so glad to see it still sitting there on blocks in your front yard.
There was quite a commotion in the parking lot next to my house last night.
That was an echo idiot.
Theres an arm wrestling comp. in the local tonight.
If you are going against the cockroach I got 3:1 odds he kicks ur ass in less that 3 seconds.
Dolphins pulled the win out
Sadly you missed it, since it was time for your hose-down and strip search as you went back into your cell block.
Not much of interest on television this evening.
It must take too much mental effort to figure out the sitcom jokes.
I can't stand rap music.
You're always stating the obvious, nobody with a degree of musical taste likes rap music.
I'm thinking of buying a MP3 player.
and then you will spend the next year trying to figure how how to play 8 tracks on it
my elbow hurts
Why? So you can listen to rap music?
I want to be rich.
Have you ever thought of working instead of lounging in bed all day?
I think I've lost a bit of weight.
You always say that after you wipe your ass.
My grandma will be 101 on January 2nd.
Just think, if your I.Q. could be miraculously doubled it would be the same as her age.
I have been having a really enjoyable day.
now that you woke up and logged in here we will destroy your sefl-esteem
i should do some research while i'm on the computer
Oh is your dog there to help you?
I have been thinking of getting a tattoo on my left thigh.
With a canvas that large, the possibilities are endless.
I installed an electrical receptacle yesterday.
So that's how you plan to explain the electrical cord hanging from your rear.
I saw something earlier which I am hoping was just an illusion.
Time for rehab again, you junkie.
I managed to cut my hand.
I didn't know you were bright enough...bright enough that is to figure out that the blood gushing out meant it was cut.
I forgot to get tobacco for my pipe when I was at the store.
