Getting a job? good for you!
I declined my brother's invitation to go hunting this year.
what's he going to use as a target now?
I hate guns
That's because you can't figure out which end the bullet comes out of.
I am looking to get a new bicycle in the spring.
Finally making the big jump from your tricycle, eh? Good for you!
I have taken five craps already today.
23, if you count the 18 posts you've made at A2K so far today.
I hope the Jayhawks are able to rebound tonight.
I'm sorry, all I heard was, "blah blah blah, I'm a complete moron."
I hate christmas music alot.
You hate anything that makes others feel good you sociopathic hypocrite.
I need new tires on my car.
it's CART not CAR and all you have to do is steal another one.
Army didn't show up for the Army/Navy game today
I know you get confused when you're drunk you just missed them.
I've just ironed 19 shirts.
It was only one. You were drunk and youre slow
gotta hang balls on the tree now
Uh, is this a good time to tell you that those balls aren't the...uh oh.... MEDIC! Hope they can reattach them...
I ate a tasty burger tonight with perfectly crispy fries...
soup kitchen pulled out all the stops. good for you. Oh, they werent fries
another hour and I call it a day
You can call it anything you want. The problem is a day has 24 hours and you can't count past 10. No wonder you think time flies.
I'm in the mood to make some popcorn.
sitting in front of the TV, eating popcorn, and watching some cartoon. By yourself no doubt. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
my wife bought me some old and silly movies
Which were new to you because you haven't taken her out to a movie in 20 years.
My lwft sneaker has a hole in the toe.
Can you tell your lwft from your write?
If you'd learn how to spell you might be able to get a job and buy yourself some new ones.
We have snow falling outside.
That's probably the most exciting thing that has happed in your life in months.
I am going for a long walk.
How long is your damn chain?
I am going to kill a pig this morning.
commiting sucide? COOL!
I should start wearing my heavy combat boots
What for you never get out of bed except to get more beer.
My new shoes seem a little stiff.
