There normally is before a hanging.
I played golf today.
You seem to forget you are only a caddy, handing over the clubs does not make you a player.
I have to tighten the spokes on my bicycle.
and you need to tighten your loose screws too
iI can't believe the steelers choked so bad yesterday
Now that you've cried your eyes out over the game, pull yourself together you little sissy and get back to work.
I have been very irritable all day.
getting slapped in the back of the head for stupid mistakes will do that.
I'm talking to my wife on the phone
She won't stay in the same country as you eh? (and I am really impressed you figured out how to hold the phone)
I dread the onslaught of lousy Christmas movies.
they are only lousy because your bitter and have no friends
almost time to leave the company computer and use my own
You'll be leaving that company computer for good. Your boss is about to fire you for playing around here when you should have been working. Getting fired on the first day is a record, even for you, and I guess that makes you good at something.
I've got to go to the post office to mail some gifts.
and check to see if your picture is still up.
time to take a potty break
Have you graduated to wearing training pants yet, or are you still in Pampers?
I think my neighbors have moved.
Yet another cemetery forced to move....can't you take a hint?
I received no mail yesterday.
post office won't deliver to a cardboard box.
the news is boring today
Yes, I know it's all about you ralpheb.
I have decided not to go to San Diego for the holidays.
Well your not due for parole yet, so just do your time buddy.
I drove to Sheffield on Saturday.
still using that computer motor racer game , eh?
I need to go to the bank.
Which in your case means digging some pennies out of your pocket.
I'm feeling a bit under the weather.
Yet another hangover...get help.
I bought a new pair of gloves the other day,
Didn't want leave any fingerprints at the crime scene?
I believe in Father Christmas.
Then you will fully understand why you will find only a lump of coal in your stocking this year. Stick with the Tooth Fairy--maybe she'll leave you enough to buy new dentures.
The store was fairly empty when I went Christmas shopping yesterday.
With your body stench they get plenty of warning about your arrival.
My oatmeal this morning seemed bland.
