Wow, your workouts are really building up your muscles, aren't they, Superman.
My day did not get off to a good start.
Yes, getting drunk first thing in the morning tends to ruin any day.
Three more weeks of work and I'm off for the winter.
homeless people have vacations?
i wonder what football games will be on tv today
I suppose it depends on which shop window you decide to watch the game in.
It's seven years since stopped smoking and I could really use one today.
Since you just got arrested again, you need a lawyer more.
I have done a lot of Christmas shopping online.
giving Christmas gifts to the needy is nice. We all know you don't have friend.
my wife is taking care of my shopping
She as to if your in jail.
I think I'm having a new car for xmas.
Don't forget to pick up some batteries so you can play with it as soon as you get it home.
I had a weird dream today.
it wasn't a dream, it's reality. You really are a loser.
i hate nascar racing
Too bad the other inmates refuse to change the channel.
I made some delicious chocolate mousse.
Uh, how do I break the news to you that a mouse dipped in chocolate sauce is not mousse?
I am disappointed with todays weather.
Sorry it wasn't gloomy enough for you, you miserable sadsack.
I am hoping to watch a good movie tonight.
Going to try and drum up some trade on the back seat of the cinema are you?
My lawn is still growing.
Watching the grass grow is your most strenuous activity, you lazy bum.
I'm about to hop in the shower.
those are visuals we can live without
I just started reading a new book
Is it the one the cops through at you?
I'm having a Dylan and red wine evening.
Don't you and Dylan ever do anything except sit in the park and get so loaded you pee on yourselves? People like you give vagrants a bad name.
I believe in taking vitamins.
They help you out with all the drugs and booze I suppose.
Staying close to home today.
walker falling apart again?
I wish it would snow
A blanket of snow is not that warm so stop wishing and invest in a wool blanket.
There seems to be an eerie calm outside today.
