You look like rubbish as well.
No work today for me.
and that's news how??????
I gotta go pee
That's what those Depends are for.
I just choked on a peanut.
Maybe if you had taken the shell off it would have helped.
I am sometimes annoyed that I don't drive a car.
You may be annoyed, but everyone on the road is relieved. You're never sober enough to drive.
I just had some ice cream.
thats all you can eat with no teeth
the coffee is brewing now
To bad you aren't allowed inside the restaurant, all you can do is watch.
I just purchased some new undershorts.
Did you know, that if you wash them, you don't have to keep buying new ones everytime you want a clean pair?
My new watch just broke.
It only appears that way, happens all the time with magic marker drawings.
I ate a nice bowl of oatmeal this morning.
It would have tasted even better if you had been smart enough to cook it first.
I need to clean out my car.
Yeah, it'll give you more room to live in.
The church is having an organ recital later.
This time keep your pants zipped, you pervert. Last time they didn't appreciate the way you tried to play along.
I can't believe it is almost Thanksgiving.
that will be the big meal at the soup kitchen for you.
I hurt my elbow.
That's what you deserve for elbowing yourself to the front of the line again.
I made some delicious baked apples.
You've been away too long FF, you can bake apples and do a great deal more with them, but you cannot make them.
Aren't women thick. :wink:
I shall await the morning sun.
That tells you it's time to crawl back into your coffin again, doesn't it?
I just fell asleep on the end of a movie.
Watching your life story eh?
I went for a nice walk earlier and ran into an old friend.
Was he badly injured?
I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.
Uh... you don't work remem... oh that's right dialing the deli delivery number is work for you.
I see the Christmas season has begun on television already.
And I bet you can't wait to add to your collection of Chia Pets. At least they give you something to talk to.
I am considering a nap before dinner.
