You actually got up out of the chair???
I'm going to have a late breakfast
Most people would call it a pig slaughtering feast, but sure, go ahead, call it late breakfast if that makes you feel better.
my vision is blurry.
Didn't your mother tell you that wasn't something that just happens to boys?
I think I will have pork for supper
;-)
As a Slovak saying goes: a crow sits with another crow, each man seeks his equal. You and pork...beautiful union.
It is strange to listen to NPR in Vienna.
Surprised you figured out how to turn the radio on.
Trying to decide on whether I should go to the grocer today.
or pick out of the trashcan again?
12 hour shift is almost over
Oh good, a change of druggies begging for spare change.
Received a letter from my cousin in Paraguay yesterday.
Your another alien sitting in the clover of the US of A then. You will want the full family to join you next.
Target practice tonight.
getting drunk and trying to hit the target in the urinal is not target practice
don't know if i should encourage my son to play basketball or football
To play anything would be an improvment on your idle way of life.
Chicken with chips or salad for dinner, can't decide.
practicing cannabalism today huh?
my dau is 2 mos old today
Is that supposed to impress us? I've got so's a lot older than your dau.
I feel like running.
running away from the cops again?
I'm trying buffalo wing flavored pretzels
Like a garbage can, you'd swallow anything.
I need to plant the remaining tulip bulbs to-morrow.
You mean the ones you are digging out of the town square park tonight?
I have decided to leave my body to science.
so students can see what bad living will do to the body. Good move
i wanted to be a pilot when I was a kid
Unfortunately your drug habit has been more important.
I hear church bells ringing in the distance.
that's quite a common side-effect of delirium tremens. worry not, a shot or two of vodka and the bells will go away.
my mother is holding a duck/sturm (young wine) feast this weekend! hoorah!
Must be free and you may finally get a mate, that'll make everybody happy except for the poor sap who you get drunk.
The heating system at the library was broken yesterday.
Oh, I did wonder why you got arrested for making a bonfire out of all the books.
I feel a bit rubbish today.
